The Cat

This cat looks something like an unreal cat, perhaps mechanical, perhaps movie-like. Some say it looks just like the cat out of the Shrek movie. Honestly, I’m not sure I’d go with the whole Pixar cartoon thing, but I’ll give a verdict that it does look cute. Enjoy.

Are You Drunk?

Have you had too much to drink? Gin and tonic? Beer? Wine? Long island iced tea? Goldschlager’s? A margarita? A straberry daquiri? A midori sour? A Kahlua? Maybe a martini?

(Drunk yet?)

How about now?

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Sitting At the Computer Again?

What are you doing right now? Playing basketball outside? Dreaming for Mario Kart on the Wii? Headbanging to XBOX 360’s rock band?

Probably not.

Checking In On You

Chicken Lamp

Ingredients:
One Chicken’s body
Electrical Wiring
A light bulb, preferably 60W or higher

Chicken Lamp

If you ask me, it makes for a great lamp for college. It would probably freak out my roommates, but that’s the way I like it.

What Will this Three-Year-Old Girl Do When Monsters Come to Her?

Just watch.

Woman Dressed as Ninja Robs Convenience Store with Sword

Lowest Gas Prices EVER

Okay, maybe not.

Gas Prices

Toilet Usage Instructions

These are the proper toilet manners.

Toilet Manners

Adorable Baby Girl Mimics Statue

Adorable Girl Mimics Statue

Too cute.

Wives at Home: Priceless

Souvenirs: $150
Tickets: $150
Hotel + Beer: $500
Wives at Home: Priceless

Wives at Home