Maybe cats love dogs after all.

You’d have more toilet paper than you ever needed.

Perhaps you shouldn’t have let the 3 year old watch the baby after all.

In America, this would be considered child neglect:

This is an instruction manual that has traveled to at least two countries:

For homework, a class were asked to draw their parents at work. This is one of the drawings. Here’s the letter the teacher received the next day:

Dear Mrs. Jackson,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at [redacted] and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store. From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.

Sincerely,
[redacted]

Surely this must be a joke.

Have you seen this bike lane before?

Well, first, he closes his eyes, and then he downloads sleep.exe: