Unclear Destination

Think about this the next time you announce you’re taking a shower to your Facebook friends.

For homework, a class were asked to draw their parents at work. This is one of the drawings. Here’s the letter the teacher received the next day:

Dear Mrs. Jackson,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at [redacted] and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store. From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.

Sincerely,
[redacted]

Surely this must be a joke.

Have you seen this bike lane before?

Well, first, he closes his eyes, and then he downloads sleep.exe:

This mouse is either smart or a cheater.

Dear Customer,

Please bolt the door after use. If the door is left open my sheep will eat the toilet roll. Thank you.

I think the guy this nun spotted was pretty hot.

This guy wins $181 million in the lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later! TALK ABOUT LUCK!

Find x.

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

This is the famous Asian boy who created a firestorm internet meme. Here are some pictures people created in the Japanese boy’s honor.