Keep Right.

Or turn left. I wouldn’t really be able to tell you which way is the appropriate way to go.

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Oops.

I have kids. I’m glad this hasn’t happened…yet.

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The evil kitty.

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Would you believe that I actually hate cats?

THIS IS WHY.

Crisis Averted.

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Actually, with the phone out of order, I guess an urgent problem will never get the attention it needs.

The sad irony of it all :(