One Amazing Little Squirrel

This photographer would do better with a macro lens.

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Hi Friends! (Oops)

cat-dogs

Maybe cats love dogs after all.

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The Pigeon Thief.

All that needs to be said is in this picture:

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When the 3-Year-Old Watches the Baby

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Perhaps you shouldn’t have let the 3 year old watch the baby after all.

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Not in America

In America, this would be considered child neglect:

little-baby-bag

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Folded in China

This is an instruction manual that has traveled to at least two countries:

folded-in-china

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Taking a Shower on Facebook

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Think about this the next time you announce you’re taking a shower to your Facebook friends.

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When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Like Mommy!

pole-dancer-mommy

For homework, a class were asked to draw their parents at work. This is one of the drawings. Here’s the letter the teacher received the next day:

Dear Mrs. Jackson,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at [redacted] and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store. From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.

Sincerely,
[redacted]

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