Archive for November, 2009

Cheating Through the Maze

This mouse is either smart or a cheater.

mouse-cheater

What Does Mario Look Like Without Clothes?

Mario is naked. Luigi wouldn’t look too different.

Naked Mario

My Sheep Will Eat the Toilet Roll

Toilet Warning Sign

Dear Customer,

Please bolt the door after use. If the door is left open my sheep will eat the toilet roll. Thank you.

Do You Think the Nun Met Someone Online?

Nun Surfing the Internet

I think the guy this nun spotted was pretty hot.

What is the Zebra Doing Up There?

What is she doing up there?

Zebra and Giraffe

BMW Runs Over 2 Parked Cars

News reporters find that the BMW and the driver of this vehicle is still at large.

How to Find a Beautiful Wife

This guy wins $181 million in the lottery on Wednesday, and then finds the love of his life just 2 days later! TALK ABOUT LUCK!

Lucky Rich Man Finds Rich Wife

Find the Hypotenuse

Find x.

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

find-x-hypotenuse

Because He Slept With His Boss’s Wife…

Sleep with Wife

CHECKING IN (Answer on your own and hand in to your instructor)

The water of the earth’s oceans stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean’s waters at Th=10C (283K) and reject heat to the atmosphere at Th=20C (293K). He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain

Answer: because he slept with his boss’s wife

Reaction: Jathun, oh dear!

Stupid Dog, Don’t Run After the Train

Stupid Dog Runs After Train

Stupid dog, maybe you shouldn’t run after a train.


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